Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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