you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
