Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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