The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
