Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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