Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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