Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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