Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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