Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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