I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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