David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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