I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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