that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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