so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Randomize
