eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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