She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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