PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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