I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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