We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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