I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
