she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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