you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
