And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
