No stitches, just platelets and will power
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
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