I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Randomize
