Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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