it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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