The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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