i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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