He asked to "fluff my boner.."
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
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