Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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