she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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