brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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