He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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