Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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