Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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