so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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