No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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