Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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