You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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