You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I FOUND THE LEGS
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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