the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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