we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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