I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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