so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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