it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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