I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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