So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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