Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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