Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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