you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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