Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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