you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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