yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I am mentally ready for anal.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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