I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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